Things to do in Las Vegas

Breaking up in Vegas

Breaking up in Vegas

Love: the four-letter word you should always bleep out. When it comes to that sappy, romantic foolery, The J. Geils Band had the right idea: “Love Stinks.” And we get it, we know exactly what you’re thinking –bitter much? Damn straight we’re bitter! Four divorces in three years will do…
Holidays for the locals

Holidays for the locals

You don’t have to be a Sherlock Holmes or Inspector Gadget to know that a lot of things to do in Las Vegas are geared towards tourists. But as Las Vegas locals, we like to do things too and we’re not a bunch of cotton headed ninny muggins (well, most of…
Our Black Friday travel deals are better than yours

Our Black Friday travel deals are better than yours

We’ve been dreaming about Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals since last year. We get it, it can be an unhealthy addiction but think of all the stuff you can buy for so cheap. It’s like waking up on Christmas morning with all the things you love and adore. Clothes…
Brunch is the new black

Brunch is the new black

Brunch has become somewhat of a hot commodity over these last few years and has truly transformed into THE social event of the week. And because it’s on the hot tamale train, places are inventing new items that’ll have you devouring your dish like you’re at Taco Bell at 4…
The Money Fight: Mayweather vs McGregor

The Money Fight: Mayweather vs McGregor

THE BOXING MATCH OF THE CENTURY IS UPON US (or, the newest one since that whole #MayPacalypse thing)! Get ready folks, because Floyd “Money” Mayweather (49-0) and “The Notorious” Conor McGregor (21-3) are throwing down at Las Vegas’ T-Mobile Arena like we do at the buffet. The Beef If you’re…
How to do Vegas in your 50s, 60s, & 70s

How to do Vegas in your 50s, 60s, & 70s

This is for all you cool cats who bummed smokes from your Old Man’s slug bug. For all you foxy mamas who remember going steady with that dreamy upperclassman who liked to cruise down the main drag. You may have grown up a long time ago, but baby you’re a…
Kabuki lands at Bellagio Fountains with a splash

Kabuki lands at Bellagio Fountains with a splash

Don’t you just love when ancient traditions find their way into the middle of cutting edge technology? If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you’re not alone. That rarely ever happens, unless you’re in the neon glow of Las Vegas. In a repeat of East meets West entertainment,…
This is how Vegas gets down on Cinco de Mayo

This is how Vegas gets down on Cinco de Mayo

¡Viva Mexico! It’s Cinco de Mayo! And what does that mean? We’re marking the victory of Mexican troops over the French during the Battle of Puebla, NOT celebrating their Independence Day (which is in September). And how are we doing it? By throwing the madre-load of parties so you can…
Kabuki returns to Las Vegas for an encore production

Kabuki returns to Las Vegas for an encore production

Just when we thought we couldn’t love the Fountains of Bellagio any more than we already did, they produced something so over-the-top last year that we couldn’t help but want their name tattooed on our hindquarters. If you’ve been having withdrawals, then I’m happy to report the powers that be heard our…
Vegas must dos for April 2016

Vegas must dos for April 2016

First question: How is it already April? It seemed like just yesterday we were counting down the seconds ’til the new year. But bikini body ready or not, we can’t hide behind our coats forever. It’s time to officially put them away. Second question: How are you going to plan your…