‘Show’ off this Valentine’s Day

So you’ve found yourself in Sin City for the sexiest holiday of the year and you need some tips on which shows to see to ignite that lover’s day spark. Well, lucky for you, not only does the Entertainment Capital of the World have a massive selection for almost every taste in entertainment, in that mix lies the naughtiest, sexiest and most romantic shows all in walking distance from one another.

Don’t worry, we know you’re probably busy pressing your date night clothes (or steaming your lace lingerie) so we have narrowed down, in no particular order, a collection of our favorite sexy shows that will pair perfectly with a bottle of fine wine or a bottle of body chocolate… the choice is yours.

Men of Sapphire

Men of Sapphire

Men of Sapphire
Experience the best of both worlds in this strip club for both men and women. With the lovely ladies strutting their stuff for onlookers in addition to the club’s chiseled hunks getting down in their separate space, this spacious club will definitely drop jaws and raise…. eyebrows. Ticket prices; Men of Sapphire: $40 – $90 /Sapphire: $60 cover

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50 Shades! The Parody
They say laughter is a great aphrodisiac so why not get your mojo going with this laugh-inducing show that parodies the book phenomenon. Pair it with the “Fifty Shades of Black” movie that is opening on Valentine’s Day weekend and you can have a whole theme going for your Valentine’s Day. Ticket prices: $60.85 – $102

Crazy Girls

Crazy Girls

Crazy Girls
With sexy costumes, red-hot dance moves and steamy stories to tell, the stars of “Crazy Girls” live up to their name at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. One of Las Vegas’ most beloved topless revues, this show is a treat for girls and guys — it’s the ultimate naughty night out. Cozy up to your honey and gain a little bedroom inspiration while these wild dancers blow your mind this Valentine’s Day. Ticket prices: $46.25 – $61.70

X Burlesque University

X Burlesque University

XBU/ Stripper 101
Why simply watch the action when you can be the star of it? Spice up your love life or just crank up the heat and learn some of the hottest moves from some of Vegas’ hottest dancers for a little hotel room hanky-panky. Ticket prices; XBU: $57.70 / Stripper 101: $36.99 – 62.99

Chippendales

Chippendales

Chippendales
Until Channing Tatum, Matthew and McConaughey and Joe Manganiello do a live action “Magic Mike” show in Vegas, we’ll get our groove on – and get turned on — with the hot, hot men of Chippendales. It may not be the movie, but this show can promise you many sexy moves comparable to those on the silver screen. Ticket prices: $55.20 – $89.78

X Burlesque

X Burlesque

X Burlesque
For the wild couple or the singles out there, the “X” in the title should give away the fact that this is not your grandma’s burlesque show. As close to a strip club without being a strip club, the elements that make this night of entertainment so naughty include sexy, topless dancers, poles, and chances for audience members to join in on the on-stage action. Ticket prices: $60.60 – 97.45

Zombie Burlesque

Zombie Burlesque

Zombie Burlesque
What? The thought of rigor mortis doesn’t get you hot and bothered? OK, well good thing that goes for most people that haven’t seen this sexy, horny zombie-filled production. Putting a zany twist on everything that’s hot about a traditional burlesque performance, the no-limits cast of “Zombie Burlesque” shows audience members that even though the hearts of these sex-frenzied fiends were devoured long ago, their romantic pulse is still pumping blood to all the right places. Ticket prices: $44 – $74.99

Zumanity

Zumanity

Zumanity
What can we say? Really bendy people performing what could be coined as acrobatic Kama Sutra is not only entertaining but sensually mood-setting as well. Be prepared to gasp, in more ways than one, as you discover just how the tantalizingly toned bodies of “Zumanity” have flipped their way into the climax of entertainment. Ticket prices: $65.66 – $298.40

Sexxy

Sexxy

Sexxy
We dare you to try and come up with something sexier than a group of beautiful and talented women baring it all while carrying out mesmerizing choreography before your eyes. From dancing and singing in, on and around bathtubs and poles to teasing and flirting, leaving just enough to arouse the audience’s imagination, with every steamy scene, the women of Jennifer Romas’ “Sexxy” will have you lusting for more when the final curtain…and pieces of clothing…drop to the floor. Ticket prices: $53.45 – $65.25

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Comments

Trading one desert for another, I moved to Las Vegas from Arizona nearly three years ago. It was something about the sparkling lights and the all-encompassing entertainment factor that persuaded me to swap cacti for casinos and dry heat for well…even drier heat. And while I do love a good show, I will always keep true to my country girl ways seeing that I am an absolute sucker for a good country concert and will always indulge the opportunity to go out country dancing! But in a city that undoubtedly has some of the world’s best cuisine, a wild assortment of endless experiences, and of course phenomenal shows, Vegas certainly has that unparalleled good time vibe that can make a city slicker out of just about anyone… including myself!