Nightlife

10 best beer spots in Vegas

We got 99 beers and O’Doul’s ain’t one. We’re just joking. We actually have way more than 99 beers. And we don’t have any real problem with O’Doul’s. If that’s your thing then drink on, darling. You can drive us home after we’ve had 99 of the real stuff. Or,…

Memorial Day parties in Las Vegas

Days Pool season is in full bloom and the weather has actually been cooperating for once. We’ll be out in the bright, beautiful sunshine – for like five seconds before we dive into the shade like we just about got hit by a stray pitch. We’re pretty pale. But after…

On our way to EDC Las Vegas 2015

Are you excited? We’re so excited. We are ready to freak the funk out at EDC Las Vegas. And we hope our editors note that we said fuNk. We’re trying to be good so they don’t take away our EDC tickets. As long as we’re clutching them tighter than the…

10 of the best clubs in Vegas

You know ‘em. You love ‘em. Or, maybe you don’t know ‘em, you’re waiting for us to tell you why you should love ‘em and you’re not entirely sure why we’re not writing the entire word, “them.”  We’re not gonna spend much time guessing which one of those it is.…

Las Vegas loves tequila

Da da da-da-da-da da da. Da da da-da-da-da da. Da da da-da-da-da da da. TEQUILA! It’s surprisingly tough to translate a nonsensical song into nonsensical text – especially when you’ve started the party early and downed a few shots of the sweet stuff. But we think we did a pretty…

What your swimwear says about you

You’re probably not going to see teeny weeny bikinis and sky-high stilettos at your backyard pool parties, but this is Vegas baby. And you can bet your intensely StairMastered rear end that we’re pushing the standards of moral corruption every chance we get. Public decency isn’t something we pay much…

Stuff you can’t take into a Las Vegas pool club

We know there’s not a lot of room to stow stuff when you’re only wearing a bikini or an asymmetrical man-thong. But we’re also painfully aware of how thoroughly your bag could be searched when you try to enter a pool club. We swear that stuff wasn’t ours, we were…

Vegas tan lines are the worst

We love our “Sin City” moniker. The name “Sun City” would also probably work if it weren’t taken. There’s a good chance you’re too young to get that reference. But suffice it to say we ain’t gonna play Sun City. We are, however, going to endure long stretches of blistering…

Stuff you never want to find in a Las Vegas pool filter

The number of sweaty tourists who go through Vegas pools pretty much necessitates frequent cleaning. And, thankfully, the pools are great at keeping their waters clean. From expert pool cleaning personnel to the latest skimming technology, the waters are sure to contain nothing more than medically acceptable levels of chlorine.…

Pick your Vegas pool club

We’ve each got our own style and personality. Some of us are reserved and enjoy quiet relaxation. And some of us are extroverts who get jealous of puppies for all the attention they get. Stop playing with puppies and look over here. Our personal styles mean a lot when it…

National Beer Day in Vegas

Beer. Beer. Beer. We love beer. We might have had a few already. Yeah, it’s early. But it’s also National Beer Day. So we’ll forgive our own indulgences. You may not have known about this holiest of holidays before you booked your trip, but you do now. So live it…

10 best upscale bars in Vegas

Forget the cheap buffets and that guy on the Strip who swears he can get you an escort for half off the competitor’s. (You don’t want to know which half is missing.) Vegas is an upscale town full of upscale bars. We’ve got views that kill, drinks that delight and…

Five ways to be Irish in Vegas

It’s that time again, when young children’s fancy turns to thoughts of clovers and prizes at the ends of rainbows, and slightly older children’s fancy turns to seeing how much green tinted alcohol they can pour down their gullets before covering the pavement in what we affectionately call an Irish…

Top 10 unique bars in Vegas

This was a hard one. Vegas is a unique town and we’ve got a lot of unique bars. We seriously spent way longer than we’re proud of narrowing down this list and trying to figure out our exact motivation for including what we did. And we’re not even going to…

The diviest dive bars in Vegas

A dive is a dive and everyone needs to deal with that. It’s not an insult. It’s not really a badge of honor. But it’s a mantle that means a rougher clientele and the occasional Joe mom jeans who wanders in and tries not to make eye contact. That said,…

How not to be ‘that’ guy at the club

Here’s the thing about “that” guy in the club: There are many of him and they never seem to self-identify. Whether you think it’s OK to feel up a girl you haven’t even spoken to yet just because she’s on the dance floor, or you’re ready to pick a fight…

Las Vegas’ best ladies nights

Vegas is a lot of things. It’s a family destination, a gambler’s paradise and also a hotspot for ladies to get their fun on. With the bright lights and the 24-hour mentality, ladies can always find a party. And some places even offer special deals for the fairer sex. While…

Big Game meets big nightlife in Las Vegas

Are you ready for what we’re legally only allowed to call the “Big Game”? We sure hope so. Because in a town like Vegas, with somewhere around infinity plus 10 screens showing the Big Game, we’re definitely ready to listen to half the country cheer and the other half accuse…

LIGHT Nightclub’s bright new year

When it was announced late last year that Hakkasan Group would purchase controlling interest in Light Group, the Vegas club scene instantly erupted in an odd mix of “We kind of saw this coming” and “We can’t wait to see what Hakkasan comes up with.” Now that we’re putting 2014…